Patton Oswalt Can Restore Your Faith in Humanity With A Tweet

It’s no secret that the political climate over the last few years has brought a disturbing amount of division to American society. Whichever side of the aisle you stand on — or if you hate political aisles altogether — at the end of the day, we’re all human beings living with one another. Nothing magnifies that fact more than social media.

With social media, we take everyone everywhere with us. Friends, family, strangers, the best and the worst are all right there, a few keystrokes away. This doesn’t bring out the best in humanity. Or, we hear about the good far less than we are given forensic social studies of the bad.

Social media hasn’t been doing well lately. Trolls, fake news, and fraud and data loss scandals are rampant, contributing leagues more to the 15.4 million victims of identity theft in 2016 who sustained financial losses of approximately $16 billion. The social media naughty list certainly eclipses the nice list. However, recently, a story that didn’t start great ended with misty eyes and grateful souls.

Patton Oswalt is a famous, loud-mouthed comedian. Naturally, he has a substantial Twitter following of millions and uses the platform to spout comedic commentary on whatever strikes his fancy. He responded in comedic kind to a Donald Trump post about building a border wall. Because of Oswalt’s vast following, he gets responses from trolls pretty often and shoots banter right back at them. One man in particular — Michael Beatty — was throwing shade back at Oswalt saying he was glad (spoiler alert) his character died in Blade Trinity and that he shoots a basketball like the “sawed off little man he is” (Oswalt is a short fella).

Good comedians are good because they do research before dropping jokes. There’s background and context to go along with off-the-cuff comedy. So, Oswalt visited Beatty’s Twitter profile to do exactly that and what he found changed the whole tone of the conversation.

He found that Beatty was suffering from a myriad of medical complications which he couldn’t afford. From sepsis to an eight-day coma from complications of being diabetic, Beatty was trying to raise money to pay for medical bills that he couldn’t afford. Longer lives are expected from people who spend a mere seven hours a week doing physical activity, but Beatty, a U.S. military veteran, couldn’t arise from hospital beds and had no financial support through insurance.

“Aw, man. This dude just attacked me on Twitter and I joked back but then I looked at his timeline and he?s in a LOT of trouble health-wise. I?d be pissed off too. He?s been dealt some shitty cards ? let?s deal him some good ones. Click and donate ? just like I?m about to,” Oswalt’s tweet read.

To help Beatty with medical expenses, Oswalt donated $2,000 on the spot to kick off the fundraiser. Then others followed. The original goal of the GoFundMe was $5,000 and it has now surpassed $32,000.

Studies have shown that 35% of people wouldn’t have discovered a business if it wasn’t for signage. An even smaller percentage of people would’ve discovered the ailments of Beatty without Oswalt’s help. The interaction naturally went viral, hence the donations. The conversation surrounding it brought questions about the state of healthcare in the United States and, regardless of political persuasion, much of the conversations were amicable. Which is tough to find on Twitter.

Beatty responded, humbled by the whole ordeal and admitting that he had learned a great deal about the harm his own words could carry. Oswalt was not the first person he had said mean things to on Twitter’s platform. Beatty even confessed that the outpouring of support had brought him — a “man who never cries” — to tears.

Oswalt, true to his form, couldn’t pass up the opportunity to make a joke when hearing this:

“See, THIS is why compassion and forgiveness are the best — wait, you CRIED?!? You [expletive] [expletive]! Donation CANCELLED.”

The donation was not canceled. And just like that, a Twitter interaction that could’ve gone to hell turned into a heartwarming story of human beings setting aside differences and raising each other up. With a little sass to boot.

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